Synthesis Institute Announces New Venture

The imploded psychedelic therapy training center Synthesis Institute has teamed up with beleaguered psychedelic executive Ronan Levy to launch “Hype(r)Space”, a new venture focused on mapping DMT hyperspace that also inadvertently references the psychedelic space itself. 

The unlikely partnership comes as a surprise to many in the psychedelic community, who are busy gossiping about and analyzing others misfortunes rather than working on their own shit and experiencing the transcendental agape ecstasy that personal psychedelic experience often confers upon those who humbly seek it out without pretense or financial motive. 

“DMT hyperspace is real, and entities are real. This is a pseudo-scientific fact” says Levy.

“Synthesis Institute is well-positioned to capitalize on the mapping of DMT hyperspace, because real estate is technically free there still, so you don’t need a whole lot of capital runway to operate. You can bet big on questionable deals in DMT hyperspace and still walk away solvent when the cookie crumbles.”

@headtwitchmemes, an attention starved vigilante keyboard warrior obsessed with Ronan Levy, is serving as an ambassador for this project and commented on the new venture in their characteristic masturbatory third person phrasing:

“When Mr. Mouse multiplies two negatives together, he gets a positive  - therefore this partnership will theoretically recoup a significant amount of the investment that Synthesis and Field Trip stakeholders have lost, so it makes total sense when Mr. Mouse thinks about it.

And since Mr. Mouse has plenty of time on his hands because he somehow didn’t get invited to speak at the biggest industry conference of the year despite his track record of anonymously bashing strangers and conference organizers online, he’ll be tweeting extra furiously in pursuit of the clout that his entitled and inflated ego has been denied, and which the obscure academic journals he simps for don’t afford him.” 

Mr. Levy had this to say:

“Im excited to go super Sayan on this new partnership, and to prove that our $100 million capital raise was not in vain as we carve out Tres Comma Club share of the 500 billion dollar psychedelics industry market that I’ve been projecting based on the permutations of a single analyst at Roth Capital”

Hype Space will be doing a capital raise on Go Fund Me, with their target set at 69 Million Emirate Dirham.

“The UAE is a tax haven with no extradition policy for Dutch and Canadian nationals. This move makes total sense for us.” Says Levy.